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Statuses on - this is your festive appearance, cool emotions and New Year's mood. Statuses about the upcoming New Year are, by the way, the first thing your friends see when they look at your page and understand that you are already having fun and celebrating, which means it's time to join you.
So do not skimp on fantasy, creativity and a sense of humor, because the New Year is coming soon, and therefore choose cool, festive and optimistic statuses in social networks.
A tochka.net I have collected for you the best and most joyful, philosophical and intricate, funny and funny new year statuses 2017.
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If a fat man with a beard comes to you at night,
And a huge bag will stuff you with your head ...
Don't freak out, I just asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year!
Advice to experienced hostesses: "Do not cook New Year's salads with crackers - they scratch your face."
New Year is last year's food, old movies, severe hangovers, but everyone is happy when they wake up!
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I wish everyone in the New Year 2017 not to cackle their happiness with a wet chicken!
I wish everyone a good walk on the night of the 31st to the 14th!
Kind Santa Claus - this letter is not spam, but a real opportunity to earn money...
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It's great to be parents! When I fulfill a child's New Year's wish, I feel like a real magician!
I don’t even know what to give my beloved for the New Year ... He already has everything I need ...
Ready for the New Year fully and thoroughly! I chopped the salads, shifted the scales 5 kg back.
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Let the New Year be sparkling like champagne, light like light champagne, bright like red champagne and happy like me after champagne!
And the New Year will drink everything with the letter S: champagne, chamogon, spirt ... and they will pour it!
For the New Year, I decided to be an Analyst...
I will follow, WHETHER IS IT FILLED with everyone!
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For every New Year I buy a new dress, in which I then lie on the floor until the morning ...
Now I'm thinking, maybe it's better to buy a mattress and a pillow?
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New Year is when, in addition to empty cups, the peel from tangerines begins to accumulate at the computer.
You can draw attention to your person in social networks different ways. But there is an option that can definitely be considered a win-win. By setting cool and funny New Year's statuses for Contact or Odnoklassniki, you will not only add likes and subscribers to yourself, congratulating the virtual community on the holiday in an original way, but also, most likely, you will find new interesting acquaintances.
Cool statuses for guys and men
Good Grandfather Frost, give me the first installment. Santa Claus, except for laughter, pay off my mortgage.
A Christmas tree is better than any mistress. You change every year, part without scandal. And she does not demand her gifts back!
New Year's Eve is such an amazing time when you eat salad, tangerines, champagne and hope that tomorrow morning this champagne and other alcohol supplies will still be left.
It's time to tie with Olivier and tangerines. After all, what does excess cholesterol and sugar in fruits bring people to in just one night.
It is a difficult task to prove to the children that you are the real Santa Claus and convince your wife that you can’t even pull on a fake one.
Answer the question "What is good and what is bad?" New Year's Eve is difficult. He did everything well: he took a walk, drank, fell asleep under the tree - the next day is bad. And if January 1 is good, then the New Year was celebrated very badly.
Grandfather Frost, give me a carefree life for the New Year, universal adoration, the opportunity to lie on the couch and get everything on demand. In short, turn me into a cat.
A man goes through three stages of relationship to Santa Claus: you believe and wait; I don’t need a grandfather, I want a Snow Maiden; you yourself are Santa Claus and advise the Snow Maiden to roll up her lip.
New Year's to-do list: spend the Old Year; celebrate New Year; meet the Old New Year. It's kind of a vicious circle.
You need to prepare for the New Year in advance. Right on January 1, put up the Christmas tree that was dropped yesterday and start rehearsing the holiday.
Every year on this day they ask me: “Why are you so sour, like the missing Olivier? Where is your New Year mood? It's time to understand what it is ... Mine. !
Childhood is over - this is when on New Year's Eve you and your friends begin to dance not around the Christmas tree, but around the toilet. Combined, builders be damned, bathroom!
Four stages of a man growing up: 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You yourself are Santa Claus. 4. Those who still believe in Santa Claus run up to you on the street, ruffle your beard and yell: “I knew you existed!
As the New Year arrives, men's sock and shaving cream vendors begin to rub their hands in glee, while unhappy guys rush around the city looking for “Give me that, I don't know what.
New Year is a difficult time for a man. He is trying to convince his child that he is Santa Claus, and his wife that he is NOT Santa Claus.
I want to have almost everything in the New Year, as Anton Semenovich Shpak dreamed: three music centers, three heaped laptops, three iPhones of the latest model, a suede jacket ... also three.
Someday Santa Claus will give me a toy railway, I will set the status to “happy” and will never go online again.
The approach of the New Year is felt when on your computer table, mixed with beer mugs and glasses with unfinished tea, skins from tangerines begin to appear here and there.
The paradox of the New Year: the treats and drinks on the table are always the same, but the adventures after them are different.
So many people are sitting on that they used to meet him, and we will update soon.
Funny New Year's statuses for girls
Dear Santa Claus. Please make sure that in the coming year my neighbors, who have a 24/7 love for music and repairs, suddenly have all the karaoke and perforators broken.
Do you know why Santa Claus and Santa Claus are men? Yes, because no woman will allow herself to appear before the public every holiday in the same outfit!
Today in my refrigerator is “do not eat, this is for the New Year”, and tomorrow it will be “eat quickly, otherwise everything will go bad.”
I am for the division of responsibilities in the family! I will decorate the Christmas tree for the New Year, and you will decorate me!
Sign of our time: set a funny status for the New Year - soon you will meet the man of your dreams, who will say that all his life he has been looking for a girl who does NOT believe in signs, but has a sense of humor.
If you want everything to be awesome in the New Year, on the night of January 1, put a chocolate bar without a wrapper under your pillow. Now you will definitely have everything in chocolate!
I tell my friend: "Darling, give me such a New Year's gift to remember." Answers: “Pills for sclerosis will do?” ...
I'll be on my New Year's Eve soon! I will give up sweets and switch to dry and semi-dry.
As children, on New Year's Eve, we waited for Santa Claus to come. And our children are waiting for when, finally, dad and mom go to visit.
I love the New Year because you can take a break from the stove. First, a festive dinner magically turns into a brunch, and then gradually turns into a protracted lunch.
Santa Claus, buy me a new iPhone, a tablet, a red Ferrari, a house in the Maldives... Oh, that's it. Buy me money, in short, and then I'll figure it out myself.
I told my husband that I would really like a fur coat for the New Year. Gave ... Potatoes, carrots, onions, beets, herring.
Guys don't like gifts at all. The limit of their dreams for the New Year is the Snow Maiden in a latex suit, and not the role of a generous Santa Claus with a bag.
I will give in good hands to Santa Claus. For the third day, she sleeps under the tree, takes me for the Snow Maiden and demands to tell where she was. Yes, I don’t remember where I was, I met the New Year!
A Christmas tree was born in the forest, grew to itself, grew. Oh, if only the Snow Maiden brought me a boyfriend! And Santa Claus, so be it, let him give - a pretty Rat that fulfills wishes.
I sent out a commercial offer to everyone - Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Joulupukki. But no one wants to take my extra pounds and give them to those in need.
Grandfather Frost, you probably left on foot last time, because all year I came across only deer. I beg you, this time leave on a wagon.
Forever guys get all the best, not even the New Year. The Snow Maiden is young and beautiful, and Santa Claus is old, with a beard and a red nose, suggestive of his lifestyle.
We won't make it with you dear readers, look around, as the long-awaited guest - New Year 2017 - will come to the threshold, and he will bring with him two weeks of bright and unforgettable holidays. At this fun time, everyone wants to surround their loved ones with that special magical atmosphere that comes from the smell of tangerines, a box of Christmas tree decorations, hot mulled wine with a cinnamon stick - in a word, from preparations for a grand celebration, coupled with eye-pleasing New Year paraphernalia.
When the level of the festive atmosphere reaches its climax, active users of social networks will begin to look for suitable and appropriate mood statuses about New Year 2019
It's good that the modern settings of public portals, in which people "disappear" for hours, allow users to decorate their accounts not only with beautiful backgrounds, but also with more than interesting statuses. This privilege becomes especially relevant on the eve of big holidays. And New Year 2017 is just such a case.
Without a doubt, every advanced "user" of social networks has memorized a simple unwritten rule - a short text at the very top of the page, coming from its owner, occupies an important place in the world of virtual communication. And no wonder. After all, when switching to a particular profile, the eyes stumble not only on the photo of the account owner, but also on the saying that flaunts next to the photo.
It is worth remembering that a status change notification appears on each of the friends list, so you need to update the status deliberately, carefully thinking over the text and checking it for errors three times. Who wants to appear illiterate? In addition, the new status appears in the news feed and you can safely use this convenient feature and all your friends in one fell swoop. Or put an original funny status that will definitely make a friend or subscriber smile or even burst out laughing.
It’s good that at a milestone in technology, you don’t need to rack your brains over witty phrases. The Internet is literally full of all sorts of statuses - copy and paste! We have also selected New Year's statuses for you, ready to compete in sparkling humor or originality with the statuses of your friends.
Cool statuses about the New Year
- Once, in a cold (rainy) time, I left the house ... and quickly went in!
- I love January 1 - you just woke up and had breakfast, and it's already dark.
- New Year's time is the time when your computer accumulates not only mugs from tea, but also peel from tangerines.
- Santa Claus, you are no longer needed. The snowmen have arrived.
- When you go outside on New Year's Eve, remember, friend - you can’t eat yellow snow!
- I really hope that at least this New Year a beautiful young Santa Claus will come to me. Or at least sober...
- Proven advice: hostesses, do not put croutons in the New Year's salad! They hurt the face...
- Dear Santa Claus! Make sure you stop teasing me. Vanya Kakushkin.
- Santa Claus, help! My car won't start! And since childhood I dreamed of having her ...
- Actual advice: in the New Year, do not click your happiness with the mouse!
- I wish everyone good health in the body, crazy love in bed, dough in the briefcase and no rigmarole!
- Waiting for the jokes about "last year's bread" to start...
- Childhood is over - instead of Santa Claus, I'm waiting for the Snow Maiden.
- I've been doing very well all year! Santa Claus, can I behave very badly on New Year's Eve?
- Good Santa Claus, cotton beard, we don't need gifts! Raise your pay...
- Only the most persistent on New Year's Eve will fall asleep in dessert.
- It's time to eat last year's food, watch eternal movies and forget New Year's Eve at all.
- We are sitting at an awesome New Year's table, and there are only fingerprints in the wallet ... But the table is awesome!
- What to give me for the new year? Yes, whatever! The main thing is to touch and with red headphones.
- Santa Claus! I can’t have sweets ... but semi-sweet can be.
- Our children are not waiting for the moment when Santa Claus will come, rather, they are waiting for their parents to finally set sail.
- The main thing is not to forget to leave Odnoklassniki on December 31 at 23:59 and celebrate the New Year.
- Good Grandfather Frost, do not put me a New Year's gift under the Christmas tree. Better get it in the garage right away.
- I wanted to go to the matinee with a snowflake - a white dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I’ll go in a snowdrift.
Good New Year's statuses with meaning
- Dear Santa Claus! I don't need gifts! Please make sure that all people on Earth are happy.
- As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets shorter and shorter, but what we really want is something that money can't buy.
- I wish Santa Claus put three gifts for all my friends under the Christmas tree - boundless happiness, selfless love and good health.
- On the eve of a magical holiday, I would like to wish all my family and friends a fairy tale and a miracle.
- Remember - if a Christmas toy is broken during the decoration of the Christmas tree - very soon the most secret desire will come true. You can't hit on purpose.
- I want to wish everyone a short return to childhood, when on New Year's Eve the parents' house smells of tangerines, and a favorite toy hangs on the Christmas tree, which seems to reflect the unknown small world with his own New Year's wonderful fairy tale.
Beautiful statuses in verse
New Year is coming
The rain is pouring for the third day.
The grass is green in the field
Santa Claus is sweating in a fur coat.
Water is pouring down the collar...
Happy New Year gentlemen!
Let there be a New Year
The beginning of all beginnings
And everything will come true
What I dreamed of in my life.
May the holiday be magical
It's going great!
prosperity, success,
Bright year!
In the year of the Rooster, be happy
Wealth is full and health,
And don't forget to make friends
With luck, friendship and love.
New Year is here again!
With new happiness! Good time!
In a red coat, with a red nose
Grandfather figachit in the cold,
In a hat with a stick and a bag,
And a fluffy snowman.
Near a rabbit in heels and
Snow Maiden on the horns.
If you meet this rabble,
So soon NEW YEAR!!!
Problems don't scare
And the crisis will not beat!
We are still beautiful
We welcome the New Year!
Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
Can't be without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!
Good luck - smile!
End of the world - canceled!
Life goes on!
New Year is coming!
Christmas trees - dress up!
The garlands are on fire!
The light of the soul - turns on!
Miracles happen!
The holiday is starting...
May the holiday be magical
It's going great!
prosperity, success,
Bright year!
The toilets will also have a holiday,
Their New Year is also in for a surprise,
And instead of boring bare asses,
They will see many new faces!!!
Let the New Year caress
Brings happiness in life.
Let hope warm
And let fate protect!
Santa sleeps and his deer sleep
And Frost is still full of worries.
We Russians cannot be brought to our knees!
On the 13th we drink for the Old New Year!
Let New Year's Santa Claus
Will give you happiness
Good health in addition,
In everything conceived - good luck.
Peace, friendship, happiness, affection,
So that life is like in a fairy tale!
On New Year's Eve I will throw out all the rubbish ...
And I will wipe the dust everywhere where they have inherited ...
Only in my head is a complete bedlam ...
There are cockroaches ... they dressed up the Christmas tree ...
Tangerines are on the move, which means that the New Year is coming soon!
Under the beat of the clock
To the sound of a waltz
New Year's Eve
We wish again
Raise a glass
For peace and happiness
Hope, faith and love!
New Year is perhaps the most favorite holiday of many people. This is the time of new hopes, summing up, receiving gifts and faith in something bright. But the most important thing at this time is to create a New Year's mood for yourself. And this mood should be not only in real life, but also virtual. Page in social network should also radiate a cheerful New Year's mood. And here they come to the rescue funny statuses about the new year. It can be humorous congratulations to your friends, good jokes and hard jokes, tender and warm wishes to your loved ones.
Only in our country, all TV channels broadcast the congratulations of the president, but the people watch only the first one ...
No snow. This New Year will have to sculpt a woman from asphalt ...
The best gift for the New Year is a call from a loved one who says how much he loves you!
On New Year's Eve, everyone, even the one who just made the wrong door, becomes a welcome guest in the house!
"Come out Santa Claus!" - the children shouted nervously, dancing near the toilet ...
The New Year is coming soon, and I'm still ashamed of the past!
Mobile operators start New Year's campaign "Network overloaded"…
On New Year's Eve, all dreams come true, even those that have no chance of coming true ...
The New Year is already rushing towards us, there will be a reason for everyone to get drunk ...
In the New Year, as if by magic, everyone becomes more beautiful and, most importantly, kinder!
The New Year will come anyway, and no one can do anything about it!
The most inexplicable magic of the New Year is the speed at which money disappears from the wallet...
Celebration of the New Year is a chic dinner that smoothly turns into breakfast!
If the meeting of the New Year was a success, this does not mean that you will not spoil the whole next year!
Each tree before the New Year tries to look as bad as possible ...
Father Frost! Be a real man and come!
With the advent of the New Year, the doors to better life, but, unfortunately, not everyone is able to get into them ...
Photos will help to recall all the events of New Year's Eve ...
At least meet, at least don’t celebrate the New Year, but it will come anyway ...
In the New Year, everyone can feel like a star. To do this, just sit on the Christmas tree!
Even the New Year's snow cannot cover the traces that you left in my soul ...
Don't expect miracles for the New Year! Wonder!
Every coming New Year makes a person a year older!
Only Christmas trees can hate the New Year!
Santa Claus has the coolest work schedule - 1/365!
What does the New Year smell like? Tangerines and pine needles!
What is a tree? This is the tree whose corpse brings a lot of joy for the New Year!
You may not believe in Santa Claus, but you simply must believe in gifts!
Each one is like Santa Claus - 100 grams and a red nose!
Grandfather Frost, if you don’t know what to give me for the New Year, then just give me a magic wand, and I myself will give myself the best gift in the world!
If you had a good New Year's corporate party, then you will start the new year by looking for a new job!
Only he will remember the New Year who does not smoke and does not drink!
What is the worst thing for a woman after the New Year holidays? - Get on the scale!
Santa Claus is the only man who always comes to visit with a gift!
A real man for the New Year should decorate not only the Christmas tree, but also his woman!
I am Santa Claus who is looking for his Snow Maiden!